Cat chaos notes
Notes from the chaos
Cat-care tips and cat humour in the Pet Chaos voice. Short, practical, mildly judgemental. General info, not vet advice.
How this cat picks list works (and why the cat approved it)No fake reviews, no invented prices, no "life-changing" anything. Here's how picks get on the list.
The litter box math nobody asked forOne cat, two boxes? Yes, really. A short guide to the least glamorous room in your flat.
Scratching isn't revenge (it just looks like it)Your cat isn't destroying the sofa out of spite. Mostly. Here's why cats scratch and how to redirect it.
Hydration for cats who refuse to drink like normal animalsYour cat ignores the water bowl but drinks from your glass. Here's what's going on and some easy tricks.
Plants that are a hard no for cats (especially lilies)Some houseplants and bouquet flowers are genuinely dangerous to cats. Lilies are the big one.
Black cats: unlucky for exactly nobodySuperstitions, myths, and how to finally take a photo of a black cat that isn't just a void with eyes.
Decoding the slow blink, the tail and the 3am zoomiesA tiny cat body language dictionary, for humans who keep misreading the room.
How to survive a vet trip (both of you)The carrier appears, the cat disappears. A few tricks to make vet visits less dramatic.
Why your cat ignores the fancy toy and loves the box it came inToys only work when they act like prey. A quick guide to playing in a way a cat actually respects.
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